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I'm Erin Judge. I'm a comedian and a writer. I live in Los Angeles. Let's hug.

September 18, 2013


Hillary Clinton's First Three Executive Orders as President:

1. No more calling people bitches.

2. I am not baking any motherfucking cookies, bitches.

3. I am not bound by Executive Order #1.

(This post was shamelessly co-opted from an actual conversation with this guy.)