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I'm Erin Judge. I'm a comedian and a writer. I live in Los Angeles. Let's hug.

May 13, 2008

FUN!

You: So how's the wedding planning going?

Me: [beginning a panic attack] Oh, it's fine!

You: Yeah? So do you have a whole plan for everything?

Me: [dying inside] Mostly!

You: So you've got a ceremony written? Vows? Dress fittings? Music selections? Programs? Hair stuff? Transportation? A timeline? A license? An officiant?

Me: [actually rending my garments] OH GOD! I HAVE NONE OF THAT! AHHH!! AHHHHH!!
[Exits, pursued by the specter of impending nuptials]